Fear time machine script

Fear time machine script

Man: *sigh*

Man: I swish I could go back to that time…

Voice: WELL NOW YOU CAN

Voice: Introducing… THE FEAR TIME MACHINE!

Voice: Now you can go see your great grandparents for the price of a couple of kidnapped children.

Voice:  You might be thinking why you need to kidnap children well just don’t worry about it its fine.

Voice: This HIGH tech device includes jet pack attachments for stability and a rotor on top for lift.

Voice: The power supply unit mixed the vortex space and black crystals is a great way to travel around time. Regardless, you need children to power it. No exceptions.

Voice: Uses an adamantium alloy for the casing and a dimundillium tether attaching the children’s compartment.

Voice: Order now for only $6,999.99 and if you call now get a free gift inside. Just call this number

1-800-FEARBOX to get an amazing discount.

Voice: Don’t ask yourself if this is legal just come by and buy one for yourself and see what it feels like. CALL NOW!

Voice: (FAST) This is a limited time offer anything you do with the time machine is all on you. We are not responsible for the legal confrontation that you run into like (kidnapping or being completely psychotic) ORDER NOW! And be confronted with history forever! Literally.